As Nasty As They Wanna Be

2 Live Crew As Nasty As They Wanna Be Lyrics
1.Me So Horny


What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! don't do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!


Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):

Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!


Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So i got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, 'yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?'
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Girls always ask me why i fuck so much
I say 'what's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?'
'cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew i got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

You can say i'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say i'm a dog when i leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call georgie puddin' pie
I fuck all the girls and i make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

Chorus
Breakdown(4x):

Ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me!


Chorus

It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like i do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):

Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.


2.Put Her In The Buck


There's only one way to have a good time
Fuck that pussy and make it mine
Lay the bitch on the bed, flat on her back
Hold her legs up high, make the pussy splak
You can put her in the buck by sittin' on a sink
Wrap her legs 'round you, now take this dick!


It's a position in sex that's done by the masters
It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class
It increases the intensity of a fuck
Legs up high, known as the buck
It's the way to give her more than what she wants
Like the doggystyle, you get all the cunt
'cause all men try real hard to do it
To have her walk in front and we try to abuse it
A big stinkin' pussy can't do it all
So we try real hard to bust the walls
Like this!!


I'll break you down and dick you long
Bust your pussy then break your backbone
I'll go between them legs that's open wide
Pushin' this dick from side to side
Straight to the ceiling, now i'm feeling the feelin'
When i bust a nut, your ass'll be screamin'!!


3.Dick Almighty


4.C'mon Babe

(sound of woman being fucked)

When the party's over, we can get together,
Go to my house and fuck forever,
And do whatever comes to mind
Let me stick my dick in your behind
You can pour me a glass of dom perignon
Then suck my dick until i cum
Soft is your body, tender is your kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty
Got a funky disposition and you think you're witty
You're not used to people saying things like this
It's called criticism, and not a diss
I only give compliments when they are due
Now i'm gonna tell you all the truth
You claim to be a virgin, i mean the purest
I'll be gentle, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

Bitch, it's time to spend the night
Let's walk the beach in the moonlight
Holding each other like lovers do
When the pussy's wet, i'll know what to do
Makin' love, holdin' you near
Screams and moans is all i hear
Quick is your tongue,soft is your lips
Suck it, bitch, 'cause you can do this!

Let's get it goin' on, let's act a fool
Listen and learn while i take you to school
You say you don't fuck on the first date?
Then fuck you, bitch! i ain't gonna wait
'cause my dick is hard and my back is strong
I'll find another bitch to get it on
'cause now is the time so stop the bullshit
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

As you move your body, the shit you say
Will make any man want to stay
'cause being with you is all i ask
And fucking you will be my task
My lonely nights will be filled with fun
No more clubs and sex on the run
Just suck this dick, while here i lay
You can do this, so c'mon, babe!

(mixx cuts 'fuck me, bitch!')

Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some
Now you wanna start acting dumb
You wanna play cat and mouse
When i catch you, i'ma stick my dick in your mouth
Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'
Just fuck me good until i skeet
Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it
C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Step to me and fall to your knees
Suck this dick, put me at ease
Do something special you know i like
Smokin' head and please don't bite
Slow and easy i pull the seat back
Up and down, as i climax
Steady in motion, i quietly say
We can do this, so suck it, babe!

Woman's voice:'i think that type of sexual activity is
disgusting!'


5.Dirty Nursery Rhymes

My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge
Papa bear said 'shit bitch, you must think i'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'
Abraham lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, i'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'

There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that pussy's wide'
Little jack horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am i'
Humpty dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again

Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

Little red riding hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave that's in that lake

Bitch, get that weave out!
You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
Mix say, bitch get that weave out...

(hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it!) -> cheech
and chong


6.Break It On Down

Now let me break it on down and tell the story
When they say '2 live,' your mama gets worried
When they speak of us, the negative get mentioned
But we don't care; thanks for your attention
An underground sound, talkin' shit off the street
That ghetto style with a hard-ass beat
Our explicit lyrics tells it like it is
If you don't like what i'm saying, get the fuck outta here!
Luke skyywalker, the man, not a myth
The king of the ghetto, down with the clique
As he gets mixin' he don't like attention;
He just likes to hear crowd participation
Pumpin' up the people, makin' them one crowd all in one motion,
screamin' out loud
Together as one in every townslash' em on up, luke!


The definition of a good dj
Is one who rocks the beat so the rhymes i say,
To get the party jumpin',is how i get paid
Benefits of a hit is when i get laid
Mr. mixx is the one to get things goin'
So the rhymes we say will always be flowin'
Maximizin' the effect of our vocals
Whether nationwide or even local
His cuts and scratches taken to the extreme
Can only be matched in another's dreams
Doin' things with his body that couldn't be done
Rockin' the masses all for fun
He's always needed after every show
The treach dj, the only one you should know
Step to the mixx and get the crowd off the ground

If you ask me to rap, rap for you i'll do so
I'm the type of nigga that'll break it down slow
I rhyme like an artist, such as davinci
Like the mona lisa, i'm a sight to see

This is not a tale and i'm not a character
Just a kind of mc who loves to harass ya
Out my dome, i'll start thinkin'
Get so funky 'til i start stinkin'
I don't think slow when it comes to rhymes
When times create, i shift to overdrive
Now all the competition, they're my last worries
I'll take 'em out quick, fast and in a hurry
Now i can go the distance, i can go the length
It's not the weak, because it's all in the strength
You don't know? you mean you ain't heard?


7.2 Live Blues


8.I Ain't Bullshittin'


9.Get Loose Now

Chorus:
(mixx cuts 'get loose now' from 'it takes two')

People everywhere, just check this out
Say, something brand new that'll make you shout
For you, and you, and all to see
The dopest rhymes, said by me
Listin' these facts for all to know
How to rock a party, keep the crowd on the go
It starts with the beat, then comes the rhyme
The stance that's hard to keep you on time
We'll add a little scratch to give some flavor
So the mix'll be right for you to savor
There's only one way to move the crowd:
Bass level up high, volume level up loud
To do youre best, you gotta believe
And what you want, you'll soon achieve
It's who you know to get your juice
I started with rhymes and i get loose!

Chorus

This is a section, some of a rehearsal
So sucker mc's don't take it personal
I don't mean to talk about you or put you down
But i get loose out the door and go and freestyle
You see, the point i'm trying to make comes out so clear
I be bustin' lyrics 'till i leave here
I don't claim to be the best; i'm funky, not fresh
I just want to get respected, with all the rest
You see, i come from down south, talk slick out my mouth
I went to new york and got kicked out
Because they don't like me; they just like us as a whole
'cause the music we make (?) we got soul
So tell me the truth; it's monkey see monkey do
We cuss on a record; now you wanna cuss too
From hi-top fades to jhericurl juice
Watch marquis y'all, as i get loose!

Chorus

Get on up, let me bust a rhyme
Something that happened ahead this time
I was coolin' out, doin' my work
Then suddenly, it went berserk
Marquis came in with a couple girls
All the boys went crazy, takin' off clothes
We all got naked, no time to front
Clear the desk, 'cause you know what i want
Grabbed one by the hair, threw her on the floor
Opened her thighs, and guess what i saw
A hell of a mess, oh, what a bush
In a couple of minutes i'll be there to push
And back and forth, the momentum goes
I keep on strokin' as i get on my toes
She kept on moanin' 'till she started to juice
I'm in control when i get loose!

Chorus


10.The Fuck Shop

'i know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!'

(gong noise)


There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use'
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the fuck shop!

Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'cause i'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say i'm crazy
In the fuck shop!

see you freak!!

In the fuck shop! that's where it's at!
In the fuck shop! the place to splak!
In the fuck shop! where all the boys go!
In the fuck shop! fuckin' all the hoes!

(gong noise)


11.If You Believe In Having Sex

( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = luke using white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {hell yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {hell, fuck
yeah!}
When i say s, you say e, when i say x, you say sex!
S! {e!} x! {sex!!} let's go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell yeah!)
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (hell, fuck yeah!)

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, i wanna know all the fellas
out there
Who gon' get some pussy! aaight? i want y'all to repeat after
me.


Now ladies, i want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got
somethin' to say to

These niggas out here, all right, ladies? y'all ready to do
this, ladies?

Say 'you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!' (you ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
''cause you ain't got no money!' ('cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)
Say 'you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!' (you ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
''cause you ain't got no money!' ('cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)

Oh shit! oh shit!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. but hold on,

Fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:

'take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!'
Lemme hear ya say 'take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!'
All the ladies say, 'eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!'
(eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, 'eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!'
(eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay, okay, i-i-i can't forget about my white-boy friends at the
depot;


<'suck, my cock and i'll eat yer pussee!!'>

Now i know why everybody like having sex, more than they
Like doin' anything else in the whole world. okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y'all like about havin' sex.


Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y'all fine-ass ladies like about havin
sex.
Aaight, ladies, y'all gon' tell me? y'all gon' tell me?
Okay, y'all tell me.

Does it taste great? (no, it's less fillin'!)
Does it taste great? (no, it's less fillin'!)

*the beat stops here*

*the group gradually stops
And we hear them making comments as they leave the studio*


12.My Seven Bizzos

My seven bizzos...seven days, seven ways, that's too much...my
seven bizzos...
On monday there's melissa, i like to be with her
I get all her money and, a-then i diss her
On tuesday there's sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, 'after school, i would love to meet you!'i said 'bet!'
with no regret
Because a night with her was one i wouldn't forget
So then i told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said i was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe'
Cause every tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos...

(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...

On wednesday there's wanda, who looks like jane fonda
She said she likes bikes, so i put her on my honda
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
She done what i asked right from the start
She got naked, then my dick got erected

Before i rocked her pussy, i had to check it
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool'
Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos...

(2x)seven days, seven ways, that's too much...my seven
bizzos...yeahhh.

On thursday there's trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On friday there's frances, who likes to take chances
When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser
She knows what i like, and that's to please her
On saturday there's susie, who likes my jacuzzi
She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty

She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink
She slobs on bob while i play with the pink
My seven bizzos...

(2x)seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...

On sunday there's connie, who fucks with slick ronnie
She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money
She's always schemin' and hot like a demon
I thought i came in her mouth, but i was only peein'
Now all these hoes belong to one player
A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
Now y'all ain't heard? you better go ask your mother
That your sister's being dicked by marquis, your brother

My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...yeahhh.


13.Get The Fuck Out Of My House


14.Reggae Joint


15.Fraternity Record


16.Bad Ass Bitch

Chorus:
(mixx scratches 'bad ass bitch!')
(during the breakdowns, we hear the crew just hangin'
out,chit-chatting
About their sexual encounters. most of their words are
inaudible.)

There's always one bitch in every town
Every time you see her, her panites are down
Always dressed fresh in the ladies' wear
She sports the weave instead of hair
Known to the boys as a real fly cutie
Tight-ass jeans to show that booty
When we met, i acted grinnin''
Cause in my book, she was a queen
I felt that feelin', anticipation
Later came the stories of a reputation
She was burnin' since she was born i fucked anyway, 'cause the
bitch was on!

Chorus

When we first met, i'll never forget'
Cause her lips were moist, a touch soft and wet
We danced, to a funky tune
And stared at each other in a smoke-filled room
I said, 'what's up? are you down with it?
Let's go to the crib so i can run up in it!'
So we left the club for this night full of fun
I'm out for a splak, 'cause i'm not the one
For no bullshit or love-silly games
Let's get butt-booty naked and do the wild thing
First she took off her panties, snatched off her bra
Out popped the biggest tits i ever saw
They were big enough to knock a man down

They were shaped like grapes, and my favorite shade of brown
My dick was hard, and she was hot like a heater
By the looks of her mouth, she was a dick-eater
I said, 'you raggedy bitch, don't play dumb!
Put my dick in your mouth and make this motherfucker cum!!
'yeah! this bitch was on!!

Chorus

The head was smokin', i had to call my friends
In the next ten minutes, all the boys were in
Dat was in the front and lat was in the back
The pussy was poppin' like cracker jack!

She had to get paid; i put her in the trick
I gave her a penny for every inch of my dick
We kept on fuckin' 'till the early morn
Chorus

(mixx scratches 'gimme more! bitch!')


17.Mega Mixx Ii


18.Coolin'